METAPHOR! METAPHOR METAPHOR!. The show is a metaphor. See, he sees in gray! Except for his love, oh, I mean probe. Word of advice, don’t call one half of a gay relationship the “probe”, you might as well have called him the “pitcher.”

Do you SEE THE METAPHOR. Its right there. See, his world is sad and grey, and then LOVE brings COLOR to his world. Love in the form of a stalker who won’t leave him alone even when he asks. LOVE who he considers kidnapping and killing, then hangs himself, LOVE that still will not go away.

ITS A METAPHOR! DO YOU SEE IT! I HOPE IT IS NOT TOO SUBTLE FOR YOU. YOU SEE, LOVE MEANS COLOR! HE’S SAD, then an unwanted manic pixie dream guy pesters him until they have long monotone conversations full of nothing and lists, colors, and more nothing. Nothing is happening...NOTHING IS HAPPENING! NOTHING HAS HAPPENED FOR ninety minutes. Please, I beg of you, let something happen...LET SOMETHING HAPPEN!!!

(Quiet sobbing) please, just one plot point would be nice...please.

ARE YOU UNDERSTANDING THE METAPHOR!! BECAUSE I CAN MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS IF YOU WANT.

no thank you I get it.

METAPHOR!

also, I would like to have had more kidnapping and cannibalism.