異常

• LIKE: TV dramas that are described as understated or cerebral
• DON'T MIND: rom coms in which nobody gets stabbed (looking at you, K-drama people!)
• ANNOYED BY: rom coms that turn into a melodrama halfway through
• SECOND MOST HATED PLOT DEVICE:  young people getting incurable diseases
• MOST HATED PLOT DEVICE: makjang cures for incurable diseases
• UNINTERESTED: period dramas
• OKAY WITH:  lawyers, cops, doctors, and fried chicken shop owners
• LESS OKAY WITH: dirty cops, bankers, politicians, and entitled chaebol heirs
• LOOKING FOR: the factory in Seoul that takes chubby middle schoolers and turns them into vampireswomen who remain spectacularly good-looking into their fifties
• SOUNDTRACK: more deathcore than K-Pop
• DISLIKE: being 160 km from the nearest shop that sells Shin Black

Come visit me in my beach shack on the Gulf of Corinth. Have couch, VPN, and subscriptions to nearly everything. Please bring Kirin Ichiban.

IN MY KITCHEN

TANGSUYUK: pour dip
JJAJANGMYEON JJAMPONG
MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP: toothpaste ice cream
KIMCHI: fresh
CHICKEN: original
COFFEE: americano latte frappé

Friends, Romans, Countrymen

If you disagree with my reviews or opinions feel free to object in a respectful and articulate manner. I shall consider your feedback and may respond politely. I may trash your favourite show in devastatingly offensive terms but I prefer to keep it civil on a personal level. I really see no point in getting into flame wars with the sort of people who would get worked up into a name-calling frenzy over a TV show or celebrity. However, I do find trolls and edgelords mildly amusing and sometimes can't resist poking them in their smug, narcissistic jeeblies.

Should you try and engage me in an uncouth fashion you may find out that I've been trolling and insulting people on the internet for far longer than you have. But you'll probably just be ignored. Please take note.  :)